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Kelly Kristjanson

Rembrandt at the Road Show

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Kelly Kristjanson
2016
Kelly Kristjanson

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Rembrandt at the Roadshow

Rembrandt at the Roadshow, Serious as a heart attack

Rembrandt at the Roadshow, I hope that their prepared for that

Headed for the west coast, All across America I go

Maybe I’ll get an offer, Since the old folks Bought the farm Don’t know

 

they got it at the worlds fair, when we had a little extra scratch

Hell knows how they got there, Me I’ve never been attached

Would have pawned it for $100 dollars, When we needed beer Me and Joe

The fellow never heard of Rembrandt, He is not as big as Elvis I know 

 

Rembrandt at the Roadshow, Serious as a heart attack

Rembrandt at the Roadshow, I hope that their prepared for that

Me and Joe’s Uncle he made a lot of claims No doubt

never had a lot of Brains the art world use to think he had clout

 

Famous artist like Sinatra and that, Sting, Picasso and Slash

Want to buy this old trash

 

Fishing for one thousand dollars, and to land on the TV show

Just don’t want a dally, Just get the cash in my hands and go

 

Rembrandt . Redneck. Rembrandt . Redneck

 

Written by K. Kristjanson ©2016