From the recording Incandescent

Lyrics

Rembrandt at the Roadshow
Rembrandt at the Roadshow, Serious as a heart attack
Rembrandt at the Roadshow, I hope that their prepared for that
Headed for the west coast, All across America I go
Maybe I’ll get an offer, Since the old folks Bought the farm Don’t know
 
they got it at the worlds fair, when we had a little extra scratch
Hell knows how they got there, Me I’ve never been attached
Would have pawned it for $100 dollars, When we needed beer Me and Joe
The fellow never heard of Rembrandt, He is not as big as Elvis I know 
 
Rembrandt at the Roadshow, Serious as a heart attack
Rembrandt at the Roadshow, I hope that their prepared for that
Me and Joe’s Uncle he made a lot of claims No doubt
never had a lot of Brains the art world use to think he had clout
 
Famous artist like Sinatra and that, Sting, Picasso and Slash
Want to buy this old trash
 
Fishing for one thousand dollars, and to land on the TV show
Just don’t want a dally, Just get the cash in my hands and go
 
Rembrandt . Redneck. Rembrandt . Redneck
 
Written by K. Kristjanson ©2016